When I was 9, I wore a Santa Hat for 365 days, 16 hours a day (if we’re tediously accounting for my hours of shut eye).

 When I reached age 11, I developed an obsessive interest with Kraft Singles. I would no longer answer to the name “Ruby”, but rather, “Cheese”.

And when I turned 20, I convinced Uber drivers I was a professional archer aimed for the Olympics over the period of 8 months. So roughly 50 people, give or take.

I guess what I’m trying to say is when I take an interest in something, it’s usually not half-hearted. Maybe a little too full-hearted. So, whatever you’re looking for, wherever you may be, copywriting is my jam. And boy do I have a passion for jam.